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Elephant Jokes:
(Click on the riddle to
read the answer)
What's red and white on the outside but gray and white on the inside?
Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup! (submitted by Tom Elliott)
How do you make instant elephant?
Open the package, add water, and run! (submitted by Tom Elliott)
If you took away an elephants trunk how would it smell?
Trunk or no trunk it would still smell pretty bad! (submitted by Tom Elliott)
What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one! (submitted by Rainy)
What
cheers you up when you are sick?
A Get Wellephant card. (submitted by Benjamin Niceberg)
What
weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
What do
elephants do for laughs?
They tell people jokes.
What
game do elephants like to play most?
Squash.
Why do
elephants wear red toenail polish?
Oops, sorry, no polish jokes allowed.
Why do
elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Why do
elephants hide in strawberry patches?
So they can jump out and stomp on people.
Why do
elephants stomp on people?
That is how they play squash.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To squash the chicken on the other side! (submitted by Dustin Schelin)
What is
large and gray and goes around and around in circles?
An elephant stuck in a revolving door.
What has
6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?
An elephant with spare parts.
What did
the cat say to the elephant?
Meow.
What did
the grape say to the elephant?
Nothing, grapes can't talk.
What's
the difference between eating an elephant or peanut
butter?
Elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
How do
you stop a charging elephant?
Take away its credit cards.
How can
you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Look for elephant tracks in the butter.
How can
you tell when an elephant is under your bed?
Your nose is squashed against the ceiling.
If you
see an elephant in your car, what time is it?
Time to get a new car.
Why do
elephants have grey skin?
To keep their insides together.
What
should you do to a blue elephant?
Cheer it up.
What
should you do to a green elephant?
Wait until it gets ripe.
What
should you do to a red elephant?
Quit telling it dirty jokes.
What
should you do to a yellow elephant?
Try to teach it to be brave.
What
should you do to a white elephant?
Hold it's nose until it turns blue.
How do
you get down off an elephant?
You don't, you get down off of a goose.
Who is
the most famous male singing elephant?
Harry Elephante.
Who is
the most famous female singing elephant?
Elephants Gerald.
Why
don't elephants ride bikes?
They don't have a thumb to ring the bell.
10Q
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