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Cross The Road Jokes:
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! (submitted by Ambar Schapsis)
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide! (submitted by Laulena)
Why did the starfish cross the road?
To get to the other tide! (submitted by Patrick M.)
Why did the fox cross the road?
To get the chicken! (submitted by Ambar Schapsis)
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was on the chicken's foot! (submitted by Amanda Rose Hallan)
Why did the deer cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off! (submitted by Glitter)
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken had not evolved yet! (submitted by Chase Szafnicki)
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken! (submitted by Lorraine)
Why did the weasel cross the road twice?
He was a double crosser! (submitted by Patrick M.)
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station! (submitted by Molly McCaugey)
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moooovie! (submitted by Quinton C.)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts! (submitted by Kristie)
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